Misadventures on a bus

I should sue the DTC(Delhi Transport Corp.) for brain damage.Everyday in the crowded bus my precious brain is assaulted from all sides.If i am sitting,people take advantage of my height and use my head as a handrest.If i am standing then the jostlers can’t seem to get by without elbowing me.Its not really their fault that my head is as high as their elbow,but i don’t appreciate the fact. After all, its I who suffers upon impact.